So You Wanna Be a PromoHo?
You've flyered for shows until your fingers bled?
You've spent many of your days off lost in copy and paste mode. You've mastered the skill of non-spam spamming :)
We don't care so much how great of a photographer, web designer... whatever you are..., but more if you have a passion
Every member of the PromoHo network will be expected to be a member of the PromoHo Streetteam!
"What Does That Mean?"
When you apply, let us know what areas/neighborhoods you are able to cover. When
a PromoHo affiliated show/event is in that area you are expected to cover the area with materials provided (ie flyers,
postcards, posters) and document it with photos. Everyone and their Grandma should know about that show.
"What Do You Get Out of This?"
First of all that's really the wrong
attitude. A PromoHo should be more than happy to be part of such a cool process of events. But
we wouldn't ask for something for nothing, we're not those kinda Hos.
- You will become part of the PromoHo family, a well supported group of individuals
collaborating to make art and music work hand in hand.
- You will recieve more and interesting work for you and your business and portfolio.
- As the site progresses we plan for everyone to have their own profile page that will
come up when a band searches for a matching service.
- When possible you will be guestlisted for shows you Ho out.
- You will meet a lot of cool people, get introduce to awesome local artist, and
people will think you are much cooler than you probably are.
What We Are NOT Looking For!!! (read carefully...)
Drama Queens - If you like to involve yourself in band members
personal business so you can post it in your blog later, don't bother applying. No one
wants to hear about your over-exaggerated ballswinging bullshit.
Star Fuckers - If you are a member of the Groupie Central Message Board,
or like to hover by the backstage door with your nasty tits hanging out, don't bother
applying. We are not here to aid in your herpes epidemic.
Cock Suckers - If you are just a stuck up asshole that thinks you
know everything there is to know about the music business, don't bother applying. You can
leave your lame ass ego at home.
If you have read this far and are still interested in applying, please